Well gang, I passed 700 sales today without even realizing it!
I'd like to thank the television, for entertaining me all day as I sweat and cut my fingers and almost catch my hair on fire.
I'd like to thank Kathy Lee and Hoda, for sometimes making me laugh, but most of the time for making me cringe.
I'd like to thank Law and Order SVU and House, for almost always being on, all day long. Even if it's 8:00 am, I'm always in the mood for especially heinous crimes or outlandish medical diagnoses.
I'd like to thank the holiday of Passover, because that means I can buy lots of Matzoh, which is all I eat during the day when I'm too lazy to make real food. Matzoh with cream cheese and jelly. Listen to me, it's amazing.
I'd like to thank the coffee maker, which lets me make huge pots of coffee even though I only drink a few sips every morning.
I'd like to thank my neighbors, for not yelling at me for making lots of noise all day long with hammers.
I'd like to thank the post office, even though I have yet to befriend the two generally grumpy workers. I'll break your hard shells yet!
And last but not least, I'd like to thank you. Cheesy but true.
Anyway, I woke up early today and somehow before I knew it, it was 3:00! Where did the time go? I guess it went into these pieces:
I'd like to thank the television, for entertaining me all day as I sweat and cut my fingers and almost catch my hair on fire.
I'd like to thank Kathy Lee and Hoda, for sometimes making me laugh, but most of the time for making me cringe.
I'd like to thank Law and Order SVU and House, for almost always being on, all day long. Even if it's 8:00 am, I'm always in the mood for especially heinous crimes or outlandish medical diagnoses.
I'd like to thank the holiday of Passover, because that means I can buy lots of Matzoh, which is all I eat during the day when I'm too lazy to make real food. Matzoh with cream cheese and jelly. Listen to me, it's amazing.
I'd like to thank the coffee maker, which lets me make huge pots of coffee even though I only drink a few sips every morning.
I'd like to thank my neighbors, for not yelling at me for making lots of noise all day long with hammers.
I'd like to thank the post office, even though I have yet to befriend the two generally grumpy workers. I'll break your hard shells yet!
And last but not least, I'd like to thank you. Cheesy but true.
Anyway, I woke up early today and somehow before I knew it, it was 3:00! Where did the time go? I guess it went into these pieces:
Mazel tov!!! With your winning charm and smile you can break any tough exterior!
ReplyDeleteCongrats! I'm with you there watching House, L&O:SVU, NCIS, etc. all day long. Keeps me sane while sewing and quilting. Like having a really weird daytime family. thanks for sharing... now I know I'm not alone :)
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